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The Onion: Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby



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Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.


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lol i thought it ... ( 1 week ago by Momiji1005)
lol i thought it was real untill i read the little headlines going by on the screen lol
Classic, the Onion ... ( 1 week ago by PihaSandDunes)
Classic, the Onion is the razor sharp conscience of contemporary culture.
It was a joke! ( 1 week ago by kariberrie)
It was a joke!
is this serious or ... ( 1 week ago by JUiiCY2K8)
is this serious or is it a joke?????
it's fake dude =/ ( 1 week ago by Patallen90)
it's fake dude =/
duuud, this is real ... ( 1 week ago by CipherQ)
duuud, this is real
Putting a celebrity's life in danger is a federal offense, you could be fined up to 30 thousand dollars and placed in jail for 20 years. don't you know anything?
(yes, the video was fake, man)
Thank God Beyonce' ... ( 1 week ago by masterofwweuniverse2)
Thank God Beyonce' was okay. I pray for the passerby and his/her family. Beyonce, keep standing tall and being independent.
wow thank god she ... ( 6 days ago by XIPM3)
wow thank god she is ok, she is one sexy lady, it would be a shame if she got hurt.
lastcynicstanding ... ( 6 days ago by XIPM3)
lastcynicstanding you are an idiot.
yes it is- she is a ... ( 6 days ago by XIPM3)
yes it is- she is a fine sexy lady, her life is easily worth more than some fat ugly piece of shit. like you for example!
Says the blind ... ( 6 days ago by LastCynicStanding)
Says the blind sheep.
plzzzzz tell me you ... ( 4 days ago by yomammaonastick)
plzzzzz tell me you know this is fake
its the onion, all ... ( 4 days ago by melblue87)
its the onion, all that is a joke
what kind of idiot ... ( 4 days ago by sinisterchakra)
what kind of idiot would think the onion is real?? (seriously man!)
I actually went ... ( 3 days ago by FuiSoyYsereUnGil)
I actually went through the comments to see those who thought it was real
Get this song at __ ... ( 3 days ago by 98j985998593n)
Get this song at __RINGTONEBRANCH(.)COM__
best site ever.....
I love these haha. ( 1 day ago by wbrycem)
I love these haha.
Thats pretty much ... ( 1 day ago by pplayer666)
Thats pretty much the ratio to which american media reports an accidents that occure during the israeli-palestinian conflict.
- "israeli troop got his leg twisted during the mission against Hamas fighters" - 24 hour report on it's current condition.
- "Palestinian school filled with kids got shelled by an israaeli phosphorus bomb" - Silence..
phosphorus bomb? ... ( 1 day ago by zedpz)
phosphorus bomb? arnt they banned and should not be used?
I cant believe how ... ( 1 day ago by doctorbigballs)
I cant believe how many people thought this was real... I suppose if you're 13 or under then you can be excused, but you have to be pretty detached from reality to believe this otherwise...
wtf is going on ... ( 1 day ago by daamn005)
wtf is going on here?......why is it beyonce is the cover story when someone actually got shot this is insane fck beyonce she wasant even hurt what about the person that caught the bullet america is doomed i swear
lmaoooooooooo@ ... ( 1 day ago by daamn005)
lmaoooooooooo@myself ....i cant believe i thought this was real......i had a blonde moment
Tell it to nazi ... ( 22 hours ago by pplayer666)
Tell it to nazi israel and its supporters. Phosphorus is the chemical weapon. And chemical weapons were the main reason for the invasion of Iraq back in 2003. But today's usage of chemical weapons on civilians by an israeli fighter jets is the fact, 100% ignored by the media.
Lol its so funny! ... ( 15 hours ago by Jamez9481)
Lol its so funny! they dont even care that sumone died!! just as long as Beyonce didnt die, and that her bruise want bothering her too much



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