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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - A Rant



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I just got back from watching Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and I was so stunned that I had to babble incoherently about it for about twenty minutes. It's unscripted, unplanned, and borderline senseless raving, but damn it, you need to hear it!


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If you liked this ... ( 1 month ago by 7d7e7f7)
If you liked this movie, 3 words, YOU ARE GAY.
Array ( 1 month ago by Dagon17)
BTW
Gunpowder is not magnetic, so that bit at the begining was complete bullshit!
epic burp. XD ( 1 month ago by chingchangcha)
epic burp. XD
Thank you!!! ... ( 1 month ago by thevoice560)
Thank you!!! Finally someone other than me likes Temple of Doom.
yea thats another ... ( 1 month ago by vasquez87)
yea thats another possibility
I still love this ... ( 4 weeks ago by Grafwichmann)
I still love this review. It's Spoony uncut, pissed off and seemingly completely wasted.
i liked the movie ... ( 4 weeks ago by dialgaman7)
i liked the movie up to the point where the big secret was revealed as aliens, i mean, come on, there's gotta be a million other myths and ledgends you can use
temple of doom was ... ( 3 weeks ago by taylorlowder)
temple of doom was the shit! short round was fucking hilarious
I... I used to love ... ( 3 weeks ago by PR0PHET0FTRUTH)
I... I used to love you... but... THAT MOVIE WAS PRETTY GOOD!!!
You can't recreate in modern times an Indy movie taking place during the cold war and stay true to the old Indy stuff... SORRY
Apparently even ... ( 3 weeks ago by lokiskywalker)
Apparently even aliens hate communists...
Raiders of The Lost ... ( 3 weeks ago by hectorbolshevik)
Raiders of The Lost Ark: A+
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom: A
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: A+
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull: F-
even though its ... ( 3 weeks ago by ManifestPanda)
even though its completely possible to make a movie that stays true to the old indy movies, thats not the point. The Last Crusade explains my argument perfectly. they have to find the holy grail before the nazis do, in the new one, they have to find the crystal skull before the russians do. the key difference is that jesus didnt pop out of the holy grail, while for some reason when a whole bunch of crystal skulls collide they form an alien that destroys most of the mayan temples with its ship.
so obviously a take ... ( 3 weeks ago by daydaviddunn)
so obviously a take on science tollogy ???
don't know much about that
still...... incredibley stupid
if you like it look at it this way
if you took out indy any any other character that relates to indy
what would anyone think then
I went to the ... ( 3 weeks ago by PhearTheNinja)
I went to the theater to see this and... well, I fell asleep half way through. Yeah, that bad
Iron, Nickel, ... ( 2 weeks ago by ProphetTenebrae)
Iron, Nickel, Cobalt - the only truly ferromagnetic substances. If the skull was powerful enough to attract non-ferrous gunshot from across a warehouse...
But then, that whole notion was silly.
nice burp ( 2 weeks ago by dancasmash16)
nice burp
Is that Planescape ... ( 2 weeks ago by inlife9)
Is that Planescape stuff behind you? I want them.
What the fuck is ... ( 1 week ago by stene93)
What the fuck is wrong with you :O You don't seem to find anything good from this movie... It wasn't as good as the former ones but it was atleast entertaining, it's always nice to see some adventure movies coming out. I guess you are a commie :D
granted it wasnt ... ( 1 week ago by eliopizza81)
granted it wasnt the best indy movie (temple of doom is my favorite, please dont hate me) its better having an old action star come back just like rambo and die hard. id rather watch crystal skull than any shitty vin diesel movie or whatever is supposed to count as an action movie these days
I didnt think it ... ( 1 week ago by RandomizerStewart)
I didnt think it was that bad, but it was stupid..
Temple of doom was ... ( 5 days ago by ujo1934)
Temple of doom was awsome.
Great review on ... ( 3 days ago by jweinrub)
Great review on Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull! I have to say I found the movie cheesy and way too cartoony. While I did find the movie entertaining, but it did have it's flaws. I do agree that George Lucas has destroyed Star Wars and Indiana Jones.
No it really wasn't ... ( 2 days ago by SlabmcChest)
No it really wasn't entertaining, it was bad
this movie needs ... ( 4 hours ago by Lightningdude)
this movie needs more rage to review since its so bad



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